Addiction

I’m a bad person.

I have an assiction.

It causes me to withdraw from those around me.

It makes me irritable should I not get it.

I’m a bad person.

One who has poor impulse control.

Yet my addiction is always accessible

and according to those around me

I should be the one in control.

I’m a bad person.

Hippopotamus

I don’t want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

I don’t want a hungry, hungry hippo.

I don’t want to watch the birds ride the hippos back in the river.

But mostly I don’t want them to fart when I’m at the zoo after they’ve just eaten.