Hippopotamus

I don’t want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

I don’t want a hungry, hungry hippo.

I don’t want to watch the birds ride the hippos back in the river.

But mostly I don’t want them to fart when I’m at the zoo after they’ve just eaten.

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