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Snow Day

It is a snowy, blizzardy day today

the kind that makes you want inside to stay

Warm blankets and a warm mug in hand

Curled up with a book is the plan

So no need to go outside

I’ll have my fun right here, besides

the quarantine would not let me anyways.

Coned Cat

She is unhappy with this horrible thing around her head.

There is no chance for cleaning herself

And worse her water bowl gets her head wet.

As funny as it is to watch her eat

Sympathy also reigns the emotions

While she tries to navigate the room

And can not help but bump and knock over everything!

Two out of the five days have passed.

Soon my dear girl, soon you will be free again.

Bad Pick up lines for the current times

Hey baby, wanna go self isolate with me?

I’m a real Charmin guy, wanna feel how soft?

Kirkland ain’t got nothing on me, I’m Royale baby!

I’ll help you think Covid is over, as long as your the 19!

My throne room only has the best baby, it’ll wipe you off your ass!

So what do you look like under that face mask or would you rather make me cough?

Humour isn’t the only thing to get you through these times but hey facetime guarantees you won’t get anything communicable.

 

Stir Crazy Cabin Fever

It has affected me!

Worse than usual this year!

Maybe because I CAN’T go out!

I CAN’T get away!

I’m locked inside!

Trapped with them!

Normally they go to school,

but now

NOW

they are stuck,

Stuck Inside!

with ME!

Survival of the fittest

is about to be tested

once again Darwin!

Extra Mouse

The desk needs to be cleaned.

Papers scattered about.

Computer screen dirty

and so is the keyboard.

Tissue box almost empty.

Notebooks half opened.

Calendar slightly askew.

Pens escaping their holder.

Speakers about to fall off.

Lamp above has a burnt out light bulb.

And yet it was the still intact packaging

that is the single most noteworthy thing to mention.

It Creeps in

The sickness starts off slowly

a cough here

a sneeze over there

People cover themselves

either with masks

or signs of the cross

Then the fever begins

as society as a whole

runs in panic

at the horrors

they soon will endure

Pandemics only enhance

what is already wrong

with the way things are currently done

No one still alive

will ever

go back to

normal

Deadly Dark Days

Horrors committed every day.

Senseless acts of violence.

Misunderstanding and injustices.

People rioting and fleeing the uninoculated.

Chaos reigns as the world goes mad.

Who is to stay sane in these stressful times?

Then again,

when was the world ever sane?

or safe?

Whimsy Candle

Thoughts swirl around

To burn it would be sacrilege.

Yet its beauty must be consumed.

I watch the wax melt

and slowly I pool beside it.

Dripping lifeless onto the floor

I watch the flames burn the blue

from my headache

and I close my eyes

as I drift of peacefully.