Author: drachenkreiger

Watching the movie

Need to go to the bathroom

Can’t leave

Too funny

Jokes coming

Left

Right

and Center!

Laughing so hard.

The theatre seat

was left behind

my stain hidden

in the dark.

I am large boned.

I am covered in fat.

My hips are wide

and so are my shoulders.

I am not skinny

nor will I ever be.

My curves make me beautiful

because there is no one else like me!

To be stimulated sexually

while playing the video game

until you are distracted by the orgasm.

I never knew about this until recently

and had other fantasies for gamers.

Such as beating the hard boss fight.

Playing romances that actually had a chance

in such a hard war-torn world.

Seeing my friends each week

and finding out about their lives.

In and out of game.

Being distracted while playing

sounds like it would be fun

for other people.

I like completing my level

while not being distracted.

Don’t get me wrong

the orgasms are awesome

but priorities people!

The cheesy eggs for breakfast.

Getting a dollar for Freezies at school.

A brownie for lunch snack on Friday.

Chocolate milk at breakfast club.

Favorite supper of spaghetti.

But the best treat of all is a hug.

Given and received with love.

The new doll won’t last very long.

Differences of opinions.

The unwillingness to compromise.

The inability to see the others point of view.

The child wants to stay home.

I insist school it is.

So a fight ensues

and no one wins.

I always tried to heal myself

without using Pharmaceutical help.

That is until my doctor

pointedly expressed how dangerous

it was to ignore them.

Headaches were the worst

and history of my family

means to lessen the likelihood

of a stroke

I better take the pill.

So as long as I don’t abuse the pills

I should be fine

and this headache will go away.

Right?

I looked.

I could not understand.

What was it

that made it so confusing?

The lines made sense.

I was sure of it.

My head hurt

but this only made it worse.

I tried to figure it out again.

Maybe I’ll have more luck

with my bank statement tomorrow.

Not my most redeeming quality

is my ability to remember

every single little embarrassing moment

that has occurred over my life.

When do I remember these details?

Why just as I am about to fall asleep

or after work where

obviously Everyone was talking

about me behind my back!

Brain is too busy and body to weak

to fight back.

Sleep, even if nightmares, please come soon!

The ability to continue

despite all odds.

Or the stubbornness

or unwillingness

to call it quits.

Being sick makes these decisions harder

but work calls and so I go.