I have Two Girlfriends

Both give me joy and comfort,

especially in this difficult year.

Both are amazing people

whom I love very much.

Both of whom are male.

One born a male

and the other knowing they were.

Yet both are people I call my girlfriend

because they love me back

and talk to me as a human

not a lump of baby making fat.

This is why I respect them,

because they respect me.

And the term girlfriend here means

one where they are a confidant,

not gossip mongers.

They are both my best friends!

Keeping the keyboard clean

Simple right.

No eating

or drinking

when at the computer.

What?

Oh the coffee?

Did not even notice it was in my hands when I sat down.

So automatically does it come with me.

Crackers are snacks.

Surely snacks are allowed.

Wait.

Is that a crumb stuck in the q key.

Sigh, alright.

No more food at the keyboard.

But I am keeping my coffee!

Double Double Matey

Waiting for the machine to stop.

What boat is this?

Coffee in hand step back.

Aroma’s waft gently nigh.

Accentuate the season of giving.

Strongly watch for a wild accent.

Twin peaked hilltops drift by

as the water cruises us into port.

Next will be a mountainous discovery

and only then will the world sigh in peace.

Sirens of Christmas Morning

A pleasant way to wake up.

A very Merry Christmas

for those who celebrate it.

Hearing the Sirens of Police

running through the streets

on what is supposed to be a joyous day.

My heart goes out to those who must work this day

and for those who chose to work.

In these trying times

maybe someone will give solace to those in need.

I merely sip my coffee as I watch the cars race by.

Al Levents Parking

It says it is Free.

Is that car park only for him?

He must have a big family.

Or a lot of cars?

Still, why should he get the whole thing to himself?

Other people need to have a place to park too!

Selfish Al Levent, I hope he opens it up to everyone

when the next game comes to the Coliseum.

It should be free for All Events!

Oh, wait.

Nevermind.