I was wet
But now I’m dry.
I sure could go
For some Apple Pie!
Or chocolate.
Or perhaps coffee?
I was wet
But now I’m dry.
I sure could go
For some Apple Pie!
Or chocolate.
Or perhaps coffee?
Cuddles are fine.
Maybe a hug.
But more than that?
No. No squishing!
I don’t need to visit a doctor today
Thank you very much!
Picture of a child
in a chef’s uniform.
National flags on the lapels.
Holding wooden spoons in each hand.
Over a wok
with flames in it.
Seriously?
Flames?
Doesn’t that strike you as dangerous?
I honestly think people need to rethink what they want to advertise
before putting it out into public.
Assessing the threat.
Better be tough.
Don’t want to have an accident.
After all things break.
Even rocks get worn down.
Are you a rock?
Didn’t think so.
I was pretty sure that was it.
Or was it this one here?
Oh right, I changed it.
What did I change it to?
Maybe this time I should record
the new password somewhere?
I just hope I don’t lose this one too!
Stumble and jive.
Move like a gale.
Find a wary drive.
Be the first you can be.
No one else will believe you.
So behave like yourself.
Things to do.
Illnesses to heal.
People to complain about.
Appointments to keep.
Friends to visit.
Children to look after.
Days blur
And lose meaning.
What does it really mean
When you are not able to understand yourself?
Fly back to young
Because old has become taboo.
Awful things happen
When your eyes are closed.
People get hurt
Mishaps happen.
Upon waking
Fear courses through you.
Did you actually hear that thump
Or was it just your brain playing tricks on you?
Only one way to find out
As you stumble out of bed
And run down the stairs
To make sure everyone is okay.
Please.
I would like some time to myself.
I do not need you looking over my shoulder.
Watching me.
It is very annoying.
So please.
Go away.
Make a list.
Leave it somewhere.
Look for it.
Make another list.
Lose that one too.
Make one more list.
Pin it up.
Take it down to do something on list.
Put it down somewhere.
Even if I tattooed it onto me
I would probably find a way to lose it.
Or simply find it outdated.