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The shopping craze.

I must have THIS!

I will scream until

you magically produce one!

What do you mean

you have no more in stock!

Your flyer advertised it.

It is so on sale!

It says so right here!

No the tag was not moved!

You better honor it!

Or else I’ll call the manager!

You are the manager?!

Shame on you for setting

such a bad example for your employees.

No! I did not spit on you!

I just want my deals!

A Capricorn by any other name

I have been called worse.

People say mean things all the time.

I understand the urge.

Indulgence is hard to deny.

To stand tall and assert myself

takes courage of a rare kind.

Blissfully ignorant people, among them

me and my mind, you will not find.

My ignorance stems from lack of knowledge,

Though I do like a good book time to time.

Behold the Mighty

From whence came the sound of hounds.

The baying of the fragile crown.

No man could ride the fragile mare.

No woman wanted to.

For truth be told

the mare was foaled upon the midnight eve.

A dark and fierce grifter neared

gracing the mare with his magic.

The fae have struck when this one was born.

The wise could see it in the eyes.

A Body Complaint

The feeling when upon awaking

that your stomach wishes to void its contents.

The struggle to remain calm.

The failure of walking unsteadily

only to discover you must obey

the dictates of your protesting body.

Complaining about the situation will not help

yet you still find yourself

in the position of misery loves company

or at least, expressed sympathy!