The shopping craze.
I must have THIS!
I will scream until
you magically produce one!
What do you mean
you have no more in stock!
Your flyer advertised it.
It is so on sale!
It says so right here!
No the tag was not moved!
You better honor it!
Or else I’ll call the manager!
You are the manager?!
Shame on you for setting
such a bad example for your employees.
No! I did not spit on you!
I just want my deals!
Saturn's Premier Poet 