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3.14

Pi Day.

Make the pies!

March 14th!

Every year!

The pies are to be made and consumed

so scientist know we are on their side!

Without the circumference

or the pi numeral

how would we even know

what Pies are for?!

Saturday Morning Commercials

Buy it now for only $….

Good part of a nutritious breakfast!

Have you met our Lord and Saviour?

Watch the most current shows on….

Best part of the day is when [coffee brand] is in your cup.

Have you tried the latest…..?

Receive a membership for only the low cost of $…

Plus shipping and handling.

Sometimes I prefer my morning with any television.

Radical.

I know.

 

Phones Away!

The mobile device is insidious.

You must check the latest…

You want to know who texted you!

Yet you are sitting next to your

friend,

brother,

sister,

mother,

date,

stranger on the bus, etc.

Whoever is beside you

do you know what they look like?

Oh wait, that’s what the camera function is for!

Cat Love

Given when they want the attention.

Walking in front of computer screens.

Butting the phone out of your hands.

Jumping up into your lap and or arms

when you aren’t looking at them.

Being adorable and annoying

and purring the loudest when you pet them.

Love them and they love you back.

Performance versus Presence

Our society requires us to show up sick

to work because we are only allowed so many rest days.

Our job performance is directly affected by the mental

and physical capacity we have when sick.

Yet we are still expected to perform flawlessly

because our presence is required.

Do you want another plague ridden body

or for the work to get done with less mistakes?

What is even worse is when the sickness is mental.

No boss will believe you need the day off

in order to recuperate from the mental exhaustion

your depression or anxiety has created.

Our society sucks!