Author: drachenkreiger

Hanging out with awesome friends.

Appreciating their awesomeness.

Feeling awesome in their presence.

Grateful for their greatness!

I am thankful for my amazing friends.

My life is enriched by them.

Family is family

But if even one is a friend

There is nothing better.

I am very thankful for the people who love me

Simply for being who I am.

You know who you are!

There’s only one bathroom.

You declined to go first.

Are there any jars or containers

I could use and then quickly dump outside

So that my guest won’t know?

Maybe I should just wait.

Taking all the things you like.

The lettuce.

Romaine.

Feta cheese

and black olives.

Your favorite dressing!

Maybe a few tomatoes.

Too bad I do not have the toasted crunchy bits!

When you miss it.

When you hit it!

Divert around it.

All because you don’t want to admit it.

The shortest one is my pinky.

Next comes my big ol’ fat thumb.

The index or pointer is next.

Then the one that should have a ring on it.

Which means the longest digit is the middle.

So understand why it sometimes flips up

when you honk at me.

Inane.

Useless.

Never ending idiocy.

The perfect set up.

My life.

Almost there.

So close.

Good try.

Gave all you got.

Almost.

Just not enough.

She is under the blanket.

I can not move.

I did not put socks on.

Now I regret it

Since I cannot pull

The blanket on top of them.

The kingdom is mine.

I now am it’s ruler.

No one may dispute me.

I am no longer crushed in the corner.

Mainly because in the kingdom of bed

For whoever sleeps in the middle

The other person finds

It is really hard to roll them over.

Though yelling sometimes works.