Cat butt in my face

Not the wake up call I would have preferred.

The purring warmth of stifling fur.

Lack of mobility caused by non awakeness

means she sits there until breath runs out.

Upon full awareness

the irony of the situation

is not lost on me

as I blink blearily at the one

who wants to play.

Too bad I have an appointment

that I would have missed

if she had not tried to suffocate me.

Nothing new

The news flash across the screen

another shooting/riot/murder.

Look at social media and people are

complaining/yelling/angry.

Turn off the electronics and watch

the birds/children play/neighbours talking.

What am I waiting for?

The bread to rise/the cake to bake/the meat to thaw?

The answer will come.

Someday.

Just not today.

Stand Out

Wear an Elmo helmet while driving your motorbike.

Strut around town on long legged stilts.

Paint your vehicle in bright neon colors.

Use a stick to hold your debit card while paying.

Have a mask featuring a skeletal grin.

Act confidently

and all of the above won`t matter.

Phone Calls

I really dislike them.

I do not enjoy receiving them

mainly because I get startled

and this upsets me.

Usually the telemarketers

can hear it in my tone when I answer.

Also I do not like making phone calls.

Unless it is someone I want to talk to

or have a reason to call them

I will avoid taking the time to reach out

for as long as possible.

So, um yeah I better get to that phone call.

The Capitals

One day I will travel

all through this country of mine

and visit every capital city.

I want to see what makes

each so special,

so unique

and even better

so beautiful.

Every city has a different vibrancy

and not just because of its people.

The testaments that they have built

the monuments erected

and the legacy that our ancestors

wanted to leave behind.

 

You know your house is a mess…

When the dust bunnies

are no longer confined to under the couch.

When the kitchen is a never ending

task of dirty dishes and unswept floors.

When the bathroom has a funky odor

and it is not coming from the toilet.

When visitors stop by

and leave after only a few minutes.

When the fridge has more spoiled food

than good, healthy and nutrious stuff.

When the bugs fly up from the sink

every time you run the taps.

Thankfully, this is not my house!

Right?