Mail Theft

They are getting bolder these days.

Walking up and taking unguarded parcels.

Or riding their bikes through the townhomes

checking every mail box for the good stuff.

The postal workers can only do so much.

The rest is up to us.

Revenge through an exploding dog poop parcel

may seem sweet,

or stinky

but I would recommend asking them in for tea.

That usually makes them run away faster

than you would imagine.

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