They are getting bolder these days.
Walking up and taking unguarded parcels.
Or riding their bikes through the townhomes
checking every mail box for the good stuff.
The postal workers can only do so much.
The rest is up to us.
Revenge through an exploding dog poop parcel
may seem sweet,
but I would recommend asking them in for tea.
That usually makes them run away faster
than you would imagine.