Driving down the road.
Yes, the light is green.
The cars in front of me have stopped.
Looking in the rearview mirror.
A truck dodges the rear end of my vehicle.
Only to drive up onto the curb.
Thank you for not hitting me.
But honking your horn
does not deflect the blame here sir.
You were speeding and changed lanes
So, no damage was done.
Have a nice day!