Relationship Goals

When he snores

And you find it cute.

When you pluck out

The moustache hairs because he will kiss you more.

When he leaves you alone

So you can finally have some quiet time away from the kids.

When he wants to play with you

But you tell him to play with himself

And he does.

When you are in the mood

And he is too

And you laugh together

Because you know he loves you.