It says it is Free.
Is that car park only for him?
He must have a big family.
Or a lot of cars?
Still, why should he get the whole thing to himself?
Other people need to have a place to park too!
Selfish Al Levent, I hope he opens it up to everyone
when the next game comes to the Coliseum.
It should be free for All Events!
Oh, wait.
Nevermind.