It’s Saturday.
I have time.
I’ll keep scrolling down.
That article looks interesting.
Oh, that is new.
I wondered about that.
Maybe this news item will be interesting.
I’ve already read that one.
Hah, so the celebrities say.
Yes, that’s important but so is this!
Wait, what time is it?
Oh, that explains my sore neck.
I should really think about what poem I want to write.
First I’ll look at this page
it seems like it would be worth reading.
Saturn's Premier Poet 