Hey baby, wanna go self isolate with me?
I’m a real Charmin guy, wanna feel how soft?
Kirkland ain’t got nothing on me, I’m Royale baby!
I’ll help you think Covid is over, as long as your the 19!
My throne room only has the best baby, it’ll wipe you off your ass!
So what do you look like under that face mask or would you rather make me cough?
Humour isn’t the only thing to get you through these times but hey facetime guarantees you won’t get anything communicable.