Passwords leaked.
Neighbours nosey.
Wi-fi compromised.
People poking.
E-mails frozen.
Friends going.
Internet crazy.
Passwords leaked.
Neighbours nosey.
Wi-fi compromised.
People poking.
E-mails frozen.
Friends going.
Internet crazy.
Masks on?
Check!
Booster shot?
Check!
Social distancing roleplaying?
Check!
Family to visit?
No. They have not been vaccinated.
Almonds are my favorite
Right after chocolate ones.
But the worst have got to be
the ones that you can not get out from
under your fingernail.
So all day you bump the nail
and pain shoots through your hand.
Worse, you can not remember how you got it.
For simple courtesy.
Respect for our neighbours.
Peace on Earth.
A chance to laugh.
A child to be validated.
People to be kind.
For someone to come clean my house?
Donuts are typical.
Bacon and eggs the usual.
Pancakes or French Toast are treats.
Pasta and Pizza leftovers.
Why chips?
I have the dip!
Brain flakes
take the cake
as I say
I am not a pastry
but I am feeling flaky.
Like any holiday
that is man made
It is a time for families
and those who wish to celebrate
to be together.
Yule feasting is done to help us endure
the long cold winters.
Of yore and of today.
So whether you honour the religious beliefs
or simply want a visit from Santa
Enjoy those who are celebrating with you.
Cheese in my sandwiches
unless it is melted.
Of course.
Fries without gravy
or mayo and salt.
Snorkeling in the ocean
unless it is on vacation.
Cleaning my house,
though for visitors?
It depends on if they are related or not.
Today is the day.
It shall overflow.
The filter will break.
The drip spout will be clogged.
All before you remember
that important task
you were going to do after
you made your coffee.
Branding tries to associate the name
the logo
a phrase
to a product.
But what happens when we label humans?
Are we judging them fairly?
Or are we associating them with a bias
unwarranted?
If I said,
“I am Autistic!”
what would you think of me now?