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A blazing hot shower.

A cold bathroom.

Even the mat is cold.

My body is instantly shivering.

I rush to dry off

and get dressed

so I can be warm again.

This is why I do not like winter.

Typing your essay

and mixing in your job resume.

Using paprika instead of cinnamon.

Overwatering the plants.

Bringing an extra set of clothes

but forgetting the underwear.

Using hairspray

without combing your hair first.

Being sad and not seeking help.

I can be good at things.

There are many things I like to do.

My thoughts always intrude.

Mediocre at best.

What talents I may have

They are good.

Just not great.

Hanging out with awesome friends.

Appreciating their awesomeness.

Feeling awesome in their presence.

Grateful for their greatness!

I am thankful for my amazing friends.

My life is enriched by them.

Family is family

But if even one is a friend

There is nothing better.

I am very thankful for the people who love me

Simply for being who I am.

You know who you are!

There’s only one bathroom.

You declined to go first.

Are there any jars or containers

I could use and then quickly dump outside

So that my guest won’t know?

Maybe I should just wait.

Taking all the things you like.

The lettuce.

Romaine.

Feta cheese

and black olives.

Your favorite dressing!

Maybe a few tomatoes.

Too bad I do not have the toasted crunchy bits!

When you miss it.

When you hit it!

Divert around it.

All because you don’t want to admit it.

The shortest one is my pinky.

Next comes my big ol’ fat thumb.

The index or pointer is next.

Then the one that should have a ring on it.

Which means the longest digit is the middle.

So understand why it sometimes flips up

when you honk at me.

Inane.

Useless.

Never ending idiocy.

The perfect set up.

My life.