You’re in our top three.
Self deprecation
and fun silly hats.
Igloos and snowmobiles
that others think are year round.
Kindness and polite
We love our Canadian friends!
You’re in our top three.
Self deprecation
and fun silly hats.
Igloos and snowmobiles
that others think are year round.
Kindness and polite
We love our Canadian friends!
Victim Services.
Good or bad.
Officers of the law.
First responders.
Flawed humans.
Enforcement problems.
Service of the community.
Is the law just?
Or are the people enforcing it
twisting the rules?
Good or bad?
We need supervision
and our parents can’t live forever.
Work needs to be done
and only some wish to do it.
Body
Gross
Achy
Thoughts
Eyes
Hurt
Myself
Tired
Morning
Broken
Fix
It
Please
The antics of the cat
Cause hilarity to rise.
So cute, you say
until the next surprise.
Waiting under the bag
for the next ankle victim
Is a sure way to laugh
unless you wander across their vision.
Strong
Vulnerable
Fascinating
Emotional
Loving
Fallible
A walking Paradox
Happy to be alive.
To be
or not to be
In the sea
Away from thee.
Truly this rhyme
is a terrible crime.
I wonder if I’ll do any time?
Tighten the purse strings.
Choose more economically.
Find cheaper alternatives.
Outsource the most expense costs.
And yet
there is still not enough money left for rent.
Phil is Will
when Bill can’t Chill.
So Fill the Sill
to become a Pill.
Cheesecake
Cheesecake
Such a lovely cheese
Caaaake.
Chhheeeeeese!
Caaaake!
Yum.
If ever a consumer finds such a prize
the world will be exhausted
by the ways
of sin and substances
abused by the ones who do not need
the extra lascivious temptations.
But then again
they will do it anyway.