It looks so real.
Sitting like it is watching me.
I feel the eyes track me as I move.
I go about my day.
Wait, did it move?
The eyes!
The eyes just blinked!
Wait, that is the cat.
Not a statue.
I wonder if I can pet it.
Nope, not with that hissing.
Good thing I didn’t try to earlier when I still believed it was a piece of art.
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