She is known by many names
and visits over half of the human population.
I was hoping to be further spared her visits
since I am now at that Age.
Yet she still persists on coming.
And so I must go get more hygiene
to help clean up the messes she makes me make.
Someday she will leave me be.
Until then I can only endure her menstrual shenanigans
and pray that it will be a short one.
Saturn's Premier Poet 