Nowadays I receive a phone call
where the number is local
only to find it is an automated
demand to give money to a false government site.
Then later I receive a phone call from a lady
who claims I called her.
I check my phone.
Nope no accidental pocket calls.
Ahh, scammers
you have taken my number from me!
Damn you.
Damn you all!
Saturn's Premier Poet 