Office Parties Suck
When Party Politics gets involved.
Those who like to be wall flowers
are thrown into the Fray
As those who are trying to stir up the crowd
Are too drunk to see the Fear
they are causing.
The onlookers watch with horrified dismay
and sip their coffees carefully
as the clowns parade
throughout the office
shouting out their slogans
with ties wrapped around their heads.
Underwear or lamps may be involved
but not before a fight breaks out.
Nowadays security cameras pick up everything
and CEO’s weed out chafe
after watching the highlights of the Party.
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