Swearing for Religious Purposes

Thou shalt not take the Lord’s name in vain.

So I make up random phrases that mean the same thing.

Sugar Booger is one of my favorites.

But not everyday can you use a non-standard curse.

These are the days when things are monumentally crazy.

This is when the stops are pulled

and out comes

Son of a Beetle, Giraffe, Antelope, Watermelon, Fridge maker Jeeeeeee…..pers!